Christine: September 2008 Archives

Starburst GummiBursts

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starburst gummiburst-package-350.jpgFirst of all, what a redundant name! If you already have 'burst' in your product name, why muddy the waters by using 'burst' again? These should have been named Starburst Sticky Gummi Discs, that's a much better name don't you think? Man I would be awesome at product marketing!

Unlike original Starburst these aren't square or hard but they are the same flavors: Cherry, Lemon, Orange and Strawberry. They're a pretty candy, glossy and bouncy little discs with a raised "S" in the center. The biggest complaint about appearance that I have is that the Cherry and Strawberry flavors are nearly indistinguisable from each other. Check it:

starburst gummiburst-closeup-300.jpgCan you tell which ones are red and which ones are dark pink? Nope, didn't think so. I could only tell them apart by holding them really close to a light and then I could sorta tell them apart. Sorta.

Sadly, the taste didn't help out in this dilema. The taste in both berry flavors was extremely subtle and frankly didn't taste like cherry OR strawberry. Lemon wasn't much better, just a very mild tingle. Orange was the strongest flavor but still only a little zesty.

starburst gummiburst ex closeup-250.jpg"Nothing is juicier than Starburst GummiBursts. Not even real juice!" their website claims but honestly, they weren't that juicy. Sticky is definitely the right word. Think the filling, or burst as it were, was pure corn syrup since it didn't taste like much aside from being sickly sweet and it was sticky, sticky, sticky!

These weren't bad really, just kind of boring and not really worth the calories. Think I'll just stick to the original fruit chews.

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Pucchoco Gummy - Banana Gummy w/Chocolate

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Yes, I know I have been quite the slacker as of late in getting some new bloggy stuff out. For shame! I promise to try and do better. Really.

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What the heck is that?! You might be asking yourself. Well that's Pucchoco Gummy - Banana Gummy w/Chocolate!

(Ok, so let's get it out of the way, the darn thing looks like a buttplug)

Just look at those happy banana faces! Who could resist such a cute but yet mildly perverted candy? Not me. Upon unwrapping it got even more bizarre because the top of the container looked like a little yellow baseball cap so it no longer resembled a buttplug but instead looked like a little faceless person. So odd.

The gummy pieces were little rounded triangles while the chocolate was in little balls. I should have taken a shot with them next to something for a size comparison but I didn't. Oops.

The gummys were soft and pale yellow and were lightly dusted with, I think, corn starch or something similar. They weren't sticky so I'm not sure why the corn starch was there.

20080727-DSC_0004.jpgSince the packaging didn't have any English, I couldn't confirm if the chocolate pieces were indeed chocolate or mocklate. They tasted pretty much like extra milky (watered down) chocolate with a very smooth texture.

The gummy and chocolate were fine on their own but when eaten together, that's when it was best. The banana flavoring of the gummy was mild on it's on but when paired with the chocolate it really tasted like a ripe banana!

The texture of the the gummy and chocolate together was kind of gross and the gummy would get stuck in my teeth and then I'd get chocolate all over my finger when I tried to dig out the gummy. But I digress.

This was a pretty yummy treat and I have to say the packaging alone made me giggle. I almost didn't throw it away because I felt bad for letting such a funny little thing go to waste. Then I realized that I really shouldn't keep buttplugs lying around.

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