Starburst GummiBursts

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starburst gummiburst-package-350.jpgFirst of all, what a redundant name! If you already have 'burst' in your product name, why muddy the waters by using 'burst' again? These should have been named Starburst Sticky Gummi Discs, that's a much better name don't you think? Man I would be awesome at product marketing!

Unlike original Starburst these aren't square or hard but they are the same flavors: Cherry, Lemon, Orange and Strawberry. They're a pretty candy, glossy and bouncy little discs with a raised "S" in the center. The biggest complaint about appearance that I have is that the Cherry and Strawberry flavors are nearly indistinguisable from each other. Check it:

starburst gummiburst-closeup-300.jpgCan you tell which ones are red and which ones are dark pink? Nope, didn't think so. I could only tell them apart by holding them really close to a light and then I could sorta tell them apart. Sorta.

Sadly, the taste didn't help out in this dilema. The taste in both berry flavors was extremely subtle and frankly didn't taste like cherry OR strawberry. Lemon wasn't much better, just a very mild tingle. Orange was the strongest flavor but still only a little zesty.

starburst gummiburst ex closeup-250.jpg"Nothing is juicier than Starburst GummiBursts. Not even real juice!" their website claims but honestly, they weren't that juicy. Sticky is definitely the right word. Think the filling, or burst as it were, was pure corn syrup since it didn't taste like much aside from being sickly sweet and it was sticky, sticky, sticky!

These weren't bad really, just kind of boring and not really worth the calories. Think I'll just stick to the original fruit chews.

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Pucchoco Gummy - Banana Gummy w/Chocolate

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Yes, I know I have been quite the slacker as of late in getting some new bloggy stuff out. For shame! I promise to try and do better. Really.

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What the heck is that?! You might be asking yourself. Well that's Pucchoco Gummy - Banana Gummy w/Chocolate!

(Ok, so let's get it out of the way, the darn thing looks like a buttplug)

Just look at those happy banana faces! Who could resist such a cute but yet mildly perverted candy? Not me. Upon unwrapping it got even more bizarre because the top of the container looked like a little yellow baseball cap so it no longer resembled a buttplug but instead looked like a little faceless person. So odd.

The gummy pieces were little rounded triangles while the chocolate was in little balls. I should have taken a shot with them next to something for a size comparison but I didn't. Oops.

The gummys were soft and pale yellow and were lightly dusted with, I think, corn starch or something similar. They weren't sticky so I'm not sure why the corn starch was there.

20080727-DSC_0004.jpgSince the packaging didn't have any English, I couldn't confirm if the chocolate pieces were indeed chocolate or mocklate. They tasted pretty much like extra milky (watered down) chocolate with a very smooth texture.

The gummy and chocolate were fine on their own but when eaten together, that's when it was best. The banana flavoring of the gummy was mild on it's on but when paired with the chocolate it really tasted like a ripe banana!

The texture of the the gummy and chocolate together was kind of gross and the gummy would get stuck in my teeth and then I'd get chocolate all over my finger when I tried to dig out the gummy. But I digress.

This was a pretty yummy treat and I have to say the packaging alone made me giggle. I almost didn't throw it away because I felt bad for letting such a funny little thing go to waste. Then I realized that I really shouldn't keep buttplugs lying around.

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Glico Pachi-Pero (Pop Rocks in Chocolate)

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I can't believe it's been a MONTH since I've posted anything! How does time get away from us so fast?

Anyway, another item from my massive J-List order is Glico Pachi-Pero otherwise known as Pop Rocks in Chocolate.

Now, Pop Rocks on their own are an awesome candy and anyone who was a kid in the 80's (or was just eating candy in the 80's) heard the urban legend about drinking Coke and eating Pop rocks at the same time.

Combining Pop Rocks and chocolate is a genius idea and I was totally smitten with the picture of the crazy bomb guy on the package.

It's essentially a chocolate lollipop, though the stick the candy is on almost looks like a bubble wand, too bad I didn't have normal bubbles in the house to test it out, just cat nip bubbles. Gross.

The chocolate was a nice milky color and you can see how well the crazy bomb guy from the packaging is represented on it.

The bottom half of the candy was white (white chocolate? possibly, though I couldn't confirm) with subtle flecks of color from the Pop Rocks shining through.

pop_rock_choc-closeup-200.jpgI took a pretty large first bite to make sure I got plenty of Pop Rocks in with the chocolate. It was really good! I could taste a generic fruity flavor from the Pop Rocks and the chocolate was nice and smooth.

The best part of course was letting the mixture sit on my tongue and explode!

(Biting down on the Pop Rocks makes them explode too but not nearly as much fun as sitting there with your mouth hanging open and letting people you live with listen to your mouth crackle).

I felt that the candy could have been bigger, the enjoyment was over far too quickly and it made me wish I had bought more than one. And sadly, J-List appears to be out of stock. Something to keep an eye out for the next time I'm in a store that sells Japanese candies!

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Meiji Poifull

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Part of the inspiration for this blog was that I wanted to order a bunch of candy from Jbox. What a great website! So many interesting, yummy and odd things from Japan. One of the items in that first order was Poifull.

poiful-package.jpgAs the package says, now comes with Pineapple! Poifull are jelly bean like candies with flavors Pineapple, Purple Grape, Apple and Green Grape. I love the graphical depictions of the flavors on the bottom of the box, so cute. Or as they would say in Japan, kawaii!

poiful-spilled.jpgUpon opening the box I was delighted to find that it opened kind of like a Nerds box. Fun.

They're smaller than standard jelly beans and in softer hues. Pineapple is pale yellow, Purple Grape is, um, purple, Apple is pink and Green Grape is green.

The outer shell isn't as firm as most jelly beans, in fact there doesn't seem to be much of a shell at all. It's very soft, hardly any chewing was necessary.

If the box hadn't said that ones of the flavors was apple, I wouldn't have known what the heck pink tasted like. At first I thought it was some kind of melon, after another taste, I thought it was grapefruit. To me, it didn't really taste like apple. Regardless, this was my least favorite flavor.

Green was sort of reminiscent of an actual green grape. I don't particularly care for green grapes (any grape really) so again, this flavor didn't do a whole lot for me. It was pleasant enough but not something I'd want several of.

Purple was another lackluster bean. No artificial grape flavor here, just a vague sweet bland taste. Perhaps I eat too much sugar and have gotten my taste buds used to large doses of sweet, maybe I can't taste subtle sweet flavors anymore. That would be sad.

poiful-closeup.jpgYellow was hands down my favorite, I ate all of them in the box! The pineapple flavor was fresh and immediately recognizable, though it didn't have the same acidic tart that a real pineapple has but I really wouldn't expect it in a candy, unless it was a sour candy. I would love a whole box of just the pineapple ones, the other flavors I could certainly do without.

Not sure why some of the beans were heart shaped. It as a nice surprise for sure :)

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Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

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This item requires no introduction.

bacon-package-250.jpg*Note: I'm still toying with the photography for this site, pardon the non-uniform look of the pictures.

For my birthday, I received this fabulous product (thanks to my awesome brother and his wife) and needless to say, it cried out to be reviewed.

I love bacon. Bacon rules. I dare you to come up with something that isn't made imminently better by bacon. Sadly this bacon does not taste like bacon but that's ok. It still looks like bacon, a helluva lot like it and just looking at it makes me happy.

bacon-warning-250.jpgSo according to the oh so helpful handling instructions on the box, I wasn't supposed to fry this stuff up. Which was disappointing because the best part about eating bacon is the wonderful crackling sounds that go along with cooking it. I don't have a microwave either, so at least I couldn't be tempted to put it in there.

Out of the box, this stuff really does look like the real deal. Pretty uncanny. It's even sticky and greasy, like real bacon! The box even had a bacon viewing window, like real bacon!

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It's strawberry flavored and that was immediately obvious once it was unwrapped. The smell was very strong, nearly overwhelming. A nice smell though, like real strawberries.

The gummy was pretty firm, but not hard and had a nice chew to it. My jaws were not taxed to the breaking point with these. The strawberry flavor was clean and not super artificial tasting.
Very well done.

bacon-closeup-350.jpg The picture at the right was taken after I took a bite out of it and you can barely seem my teeth marks. The gummy reformed and melded back together after the bite.

Pretty cool.

I couldn't get over how real this stuff looked! For the bacon lover or even the bacon hater (but honestly, those people should just be force fed bacon until they realize how perfect of a food it is), this is really too perfect of a gift.

I was told this was purchased at Hot Topic but you can also get it online from Archie McPhee, where they proclaim "pickles yodel and lederhosen run free!"

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Russell Stover is apparently trying to update and revamp their image with the addition of their Internationale line of chocolates. It includes flavors like French Cafe Vanilla Creme, Swiss Lodge Mocha Creme, Bavarian Creme Brulee (hmm, lots of creme) and this bar, German Black Forest Truffle.

I like Black Forest cake. The combo of chocolate and cherries is scrumptious, naturally it does seem like a good idea to take that flavor and make a chocolate bar out of it.

In theory.

At first glance, this is a really nice looking product. Very simple and elegant box rather than your standard paper wrapped chocolate bar. Pictures of an impressive looking (supposedly German) castle and a lovely piece of Black Forest cake.

Once opened, the bar is encased in a pretty gold wrapper with Russell Stover embossed all over (it didn't show up great in the photos sadly).

russell-out-of-package-250.jpgThe bar itself is dark, slick and shiny It's conveniently pre-scored into perfect little squares, again with Russell Stover emblazoned on each piece. It smells warm and chocolately, with the faintest bit of cherry in the background.

Come on, get to the good part, how did it taste?!

Well, that's the thing. It wasn't all that good. The bar was actually made up of two different kinds of chocolate, dark and milk. The top layer was dark chocolate and the bottom was milk, however, the two chocolates did not live in harmony. When I bit into it, the two layers practically separated from each other. Astonishingly, there was hardly any cherry flavor to be found! If I let the chocolate just sit in my mouth for a while, I could almost taste a mellow cherry like flavor but it was nothing like the cherry tartness I I was hoping for based on the numerous pieces of Black Forest Cake I've eaten over the years.
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In short (too late for that!) it was a very unremarkable piece of chocolate. I would certainly never buy it again for myself and would only buy it for someone else if I was really pressed for time on getting a last minute gift and the only shopping option was Walgreens.


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Cadbury Mini Eggs - Royal Dark

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The original Cadbury mini eggs are my mom's all time favorite candies. Who can blame her? They're delicious, really pretty and are a one-of-a-kind candy. Well, until now.

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I spotted this at Long's Drugs and was immediately puzzled. Well, it looks like Cadbury mini eggs but why the is bag a different shade of purple? And it says Royal Dark, I was intrigued to say the least.

I have recently grown quite fond of dark chocolate. It seems more sophisticated than it's milky brother and by eating it I feel more refined, adult and dark chocolate is good for you, so there! Neener neener neener.

cadbury-dark-eggs-bag-spilled-300.jpgI was worried when I opened the bag because I could faintly smell peanuts. Gross. I hate peanuts, hate them so much that the mere smell of them makes me feel a little like hurling. I know that most chocolate products are processed on machines that also handle peanut products (I usually avoid M&Ms because they very often smell and taste like peanuts) which is a darn shame.

I pressed on and was delighted with the color scheme of these guys. Instead of the usual soft pastel pink, blue, yellow and white there instead jewel tones! Burgandy, deep purple, golden dark yellow and a vibrant royal blue. No speckles on these either, just solid, luscious color.

cadbury-dark-eggs-bag-closeup-300.jpgThey're slightly dusty and have the same smooth outer candy shell as the original mini eggs. I like to crunch down on the shell and have it mix with the chocolate. This chocolate was not as good as I had hoped. It was nice and smooth, melted quickly but the taste was just off somehow. Definitely not sweet like the original mini eggs but not quite mellow enough to be truly dark chocolate. After a few handfuls though, the taste seemed to improve and were pretty good. And they do look lovely in my black candy dish. I would have to say though, that the original mini eggs are far superior!

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Nerds Bumpy Jellybeans

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I saw these reviewed on Candy Addict and found them so intriguing and interesting (and I love Nerds) that I desperately sought them out in every drug store, grocery store, etc. that I went into. Voila! The Walgreens near my parent's house netted success thanks to my mom's keen eyes.

nerds-jelly-bag-300.jpgIn the bag, they're not very impressive looking. They're very dusty and made the bag look like it's filled with brightly colored rocks and dirt. But I digress. Don't you just LOVE the cute little Nerds in bunny ears on the bag? Well I do.

They come in your standard candy colors: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green and Purple. Red was strawberry I think. It wasn't exactly obvious or strong, which isn't a bad thing. A lot of strawberry candy tastes fake but not in a good way, unlike fake banana candy which I care for a great deal. Orange was....ORANGE! Isn't that crazy?! So yeah, it was your basic zingy orange, like Crush soda. Yellow was lemon as usual and it was a nice lemon, bright and happy.

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At first I assumed lime but I was pleasantly surprised to discover that it was watermelon! It's a nice, pleasant watermelon with no harsh aftertaste like some watermelon flavors.

Purple was grape. Blech. I don't like grape flavored things, and when I was young would always make my brother eat any purple candy I got. It's an ok taste, just not for me.

The biggest upside of these bumpy little guys is their wacky crunchy chewy combination.
 
nerds-jelly-closeup-250.jpgComing from Wonka, it's no big surprise that these are unique and different. The crunchy outer shell kind of breaks away as you chew them and mingles nicely with the chewy of the bean and since it's not a sticky bean, you don't get those pesky chunks stuck in your teeth. Won't your dentist be pleased?

I think they started out as a seasonal Easter thing, but according to Mariko at Candy Addict "An email from Wonka tells us that these are offered year round as Giant Chewy NERDS!" Be on the lookout for these guys but be careful, you might just eat a whole bag!

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Marshmallow Peeps inside a Milk Chocolate Egg

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The name of this bothers me because there is only one Peep in the egg. Why is it called Peeps inside a milk chocolate egg? A quick check of Wikipedia suggests that Peeps is the proper name for singular and plural. Odd.

egg-wrapper-300.jpgAnywho, had a hard time passing up a chocolate egg with a Peep inside. I loved Peeps as a kid, would get big packages of them in my Easter baskets and would devour them with relish. After I hit about 15 though, I couldn't handle all that marshmallowy sugar sprinkled goodess. The occasional Peep is a nice treat though.
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The egg smelled nice and chocolately upon unwrapping and I was delighted to see that there were little Peeps carved into the face of the egg (might be hard to see in the picture sadly) along with the actual word "Peeps."

I eagerly cracked the egg open along the seam and it broke pretty nicely and easily and revealed the beloved Peep in chick form. Bright yellow and sugar crusted just like it should be.

egg-halves-peep-200.jpgThe chocolate was pretty average, almost like a Cadbury Dairy Milk bar, very sweet and smooth. The Peep was just right, soft and slightly sticky with that great little crunch from the sugar coating.

An interesting thing I noticed when I took a gander at the nutritional information on the package was the serving size. It said that half the package was a serving and that in one container there two servings. This led me to ponder...is half, just the egg? just the Peep? half of each? I suppose it's just one of those mysteries of life that we'll never solve. If only Robert Stack were still alive, I would submit this for Unsolved Mysteries.

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Milk and White Chocolate Bunny and Baby

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I love the Target candy aisles. Especially their seasonal candy aisles. I spied a whole display of adorable animals, with babies, in really nice plastic cubes. I bought the bunnies since they were the most holiday appropriate critter, though it was hard to pass up the pigs, sheep and duckies.

bunnies-whole-300.jpgSadly, their containment system did not photograph well but trust me, it was cute. It even had a white picket fence printed on it! Once I got them out of the box though, they became even more precious. Very glossy, shiny chocolate and not too much damage from transit. They even had fluffy little tails! (well not exactly fluffy, but the chocolate was carved to appear fluffy)

bunnies-whole-butts-250.jpgThe mommy bunny was about 3 inches tall, and the baby bunny was about half that, 1.5 inches. They felt pretty hefty for their size so I guessed that they were solid, not hollow. The packaging didn't mention it sadly. I spared the mommy some cruelty by snapping her ears off rather than biting them, but in the grand scheme of things, I bet it hurt either way. They broke off pretty clean as you can see, and indeed the bunny was solid.
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I was surprised by the quality of the chocolate. Ordinarily, chocolate novelties like this suck in the taste and texture department but these were actually pretty good. Very similar to Hershey's chocolate (again, the packing provided little help, only said that it was distributed by Target Stores) with that very smooth milky chocolate taste and fast melting.

The baby bunny had a worse fate. I chopped that poor guy in half. This one had a minor defect and wasn't exactly solid all the way through, oops! He was yummy too. Another fun Easter treat that kids and adults would love, hopefully they're back next year!

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