Results tagged “gummy” from Christine's Candyland

Starburst GummiBursts

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starburst gummiburst-package-350.jpgFirst of all, what a redundant name! If you already have 'burst' in your product name, why muddy the waters by using 'burst' again? These should have been named Starburst Sticky Gummi Discs, that's a much better name don't you think? Man I would be awesome at product marketing!

Unlike original Starburst these aren't square or hard but they are the same flavors: Cherry, Lemon, Orange and Strawberry. They're a pretty candy, glossy and bouncy little discs with a raised "S" in the center. The biggest complaint about appearance that I have is that the Cherry and Strawberry flavors are nearly indistinguisable from each other. Check it:

starburst gummiburst-closeup-300.jpgCan you tell which ones are red and which ones are dark pink? Nope, didn't think so. I could only tell them apart by holding them really close to a light and then I could sorta tell them apart. Sorta.

Sadly, the taste didn't help out in this dilema. The taste in both berry flavors was extremely subtle and frankly didn't taste like cherry OR strawberry. Lemon wasn't much better, just a very mild tingle. Orange was the strongest flavor but still only a little zesty.

starburst gummiburst ex closeup-250.jpg"Nothing is juicier than Starburst GummiBursts. Not even real juice!" their website claims but honestly, they weren't that juicy. Sticky is definitely the right word. Think the filling, or burst as it were, was pure corn syrup since it didn't taste like much aside from being sickly sweet and it was sticky, sticky, sticky!

These weren't bad really, just kind of boring and not really worth the calories. Think I'll just stick to the original fruit chews.

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Pucchoco Gummy - Banana Gummy w/Chocolate

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Yes, I know I have been quite the slacker as of late in getting some new bloggy stuff out. For shame! I promise to try and do better. Really.

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What the heck is that?! You might be asking yourself. Well that's Pucchoco Gummy - Banana Gummy w/Chocolate!

(Ok, so let's get it out of the way, the darn thing looks like a buttplug)

Just look at those happy banana faces! Who could resist such a cute but yet mildly perverted candy? Not me. Upon unwrapping it got even more bizarre because the top of the container looked like a little yellow baseball cap so it no longer resembled a buttplug but instead looked like a little faceless person. So odd.

The gummy pieces were little rounded triangles while the chocolate was in little balls. I should have taken a shot with them next to something for a size comparison but I didn't. Oops.

The gummys were soft and pale yellow and were lightly dusted with, I think, corn starch or something similar. They weren't sticky so I'm not sure why the corn starch was there.

20080727-DSC_0004.jpgSince the packaging didn't have any English, I couldn't confirm if the chocolate pieces were indeed chocolate or mocklate. They tasted pretty much like extra milky (watered down) chocolate with a very smooth texture.

The gummy and chocolate were fine on their own but when eaten together, that's when it was best. The banana flavoring of the gummy was mild on it's on but when paired with the chocolate it really tasted like a ripe banana!

The texture of the the gummy and chocolate together was kind of gross and the gummy would get stuck in my teeth and then I'd get chocolate all over my finger when I tried to dig out the gummy. But I digress.

This was a pretty yummy treat and I have to say the packaging alone made me giggle. I almost didn't throw it away because I felt bad for letting such a funny little thing go to waste. Then I realized that I really shouldn't keep buttplugs lying around.

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Meiji Poifull

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Part of the inspiration for this blog was that I wanted to order a bunch of candy from Jbox. What a great website! So many interesting, yummy and odd things from Japan. One of the items in that first order was Poifull.

poiful-package.jpgAs the package says, now comes with Pineapple! Poifull are jelly bean like candies with flavors Pineapple, Purple Grape, Apple and Green Grape. I love the graphical depictions of the flavors on the bottom of the box, so cute. Or as they would say in Japan, kawaii!

poiful-spilled.jpgUpon opening the box I was delighted to find that it opened kind of like a Nerds box. Fun.

They're smaller than standard jelly beans and in softer hues. Pineapple is pale yellow, Purple Grape is, um, purple, Apple is pink and Green Grape is green.

The outer shell isn't as firm as most jelly beans, in fact there doesn't seem to be much of a shell at all. It's very soft, hardly any chewing was necessary.

If the box hadn't said that ones of the flavors was apple, I wouldn't have known what the heck pink tasted like. At first I thought it was some kind of melon, after another taste, I thought it was grapefruit. To me, it didn't really taste like apple. Regardless, this was my least favorite flavor.

Green was sort of reminiscent of an actual green grape. I don't particularly care for green grapes (any grape really) so again, this flavor didn't do a whole lot for me. It was pleasant enough but not something I'd want several of.

Purple was another lackluster bean. No artificial grape flavor here, just a vague sweet bland taste. Perhaps I eat too much sugar and have gotten my taste buds used to large doses of sweet, maybe I can't taste subtle sweet flavors anymore. That would be sad.

poiful-closeup.jpgYellow was hands down my favorite, I ate all of them in the box! The pineapple flavor was fresh and immediately recognizable, though it didn't have the same acidic tart that a real pineapple has but I really wouldn't expect it in a candy, unless it was a sour candy. I would love a whole box of just the pineapple ones, the other flavors I could certainly do without.

Not sure why some of the beans were heart shaped. It as a nice surprise for sure :)

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Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

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This item requires no introduction.

bacon-package-250.jpg*Note: I'm still toying with the photography for this site, pardon the non-uniform look of the pictures.

For my birthday, I received this fabulous product (thanks to my awesome brother and his wife) and needless to say, it cried out to be reviewed.

I love bacon. Bacon rules. I dare you to come up with something that isn't made imminently better by bacon. Sadly this bacon does not taste like bacon but that's ok. It still looks like bacon, a helluva lot like it and just looking at it makes me happy.

bacon-warning-250.jpgSo according to the oh so helpful handling instructions on the box, I wasn't supposed to fry this stuff up. Which was disappointing because the best part about eating bacon is the wonderful crackling sounds that go along with cooking it. I don't have a microwave either, so at least I couldn't be tempted to put it in there.

Out of the box, this stuff really does look like the real deal. Pretty uncanny. It's even sticky and greasy, like real bacon! The box even had a bacon viewing window, like real bacon!

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It's strawberry flavored and that was immediately obvious once it was unwrapped. The smell was very strong, nearly overwhelming. A nice smell though, like real strawberries.

The gummy was pretty firm, but not hard and had a nice chew to it. My jaws were not taxed to the breaking point with these. The strawberry flavor was clean and not super artificial tasting.
Very well done.

bacon-closeup-350.jpg The picture at the right was taken after I took a bite out of it and you can barely seem my teeth marks. The gummy reformed and melded back together after the bite.

Pretty cool.

I couldn't get over how real this stuff looked! For the bacon lover or even the bacon hater (but honestly, those people should just be force fed bacon until they realize how perfect of a food it is), this is really too perfect of a gift.

I was told this was purchased at Hot Topic but you can also get it online from Archie McPhee, where they proclaim "pickles yodel and lederhosen run free!"

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Fred Ferkels

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While browsing through my local Cost Plus one day, I happened upon their vast and varied candy section. It always has interesting stuff and on this particularly happy day, my eyes happened upon a bright pink bag with a picture of a pig prominently displayed and the name 'Fred Ferkel.' How could I resist a candy with a name like FRED FREAKING FERKEL?!

fred-bag.jpg They're a German gummy type candy put out by Katjes, the people better known for their licorice products than anything else. I don't like black licorice so this was my first experience with a Katjes confection.

fred-spilled-horiz.jpgThey smell vaguely fruity but since all the text on the bag is in German, I'm not exactly sure what flavor they're supposed to be (though the Katjes website suggests strawberry, raspberry and cherry).

Each piece is about 1" x 1" and as you can see, is a pig's face. They're almost too cute to eat. Almost. They're soft but not squishy and aren't bright and slick like, say, a gummy bear. They've got a real nice chew to them, and again aren't super sticky like some other gummy candies.

It's a soft, pleasant fruity flavor, not obviously
fred-closeup.jpg strawberry, raspberry or cherry but still incredibly addicting. I like to eat each ear first and then gobble up the rest of the face.

The next time you're wandering around Cost Plus, wondering who on Earth would buy a decorative wooden ship, mosey over to the candy section and pick up a bag (or two) of Fred Ferkels!

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